#Pattaya#story#bars#bargirls Although one bar came up trumps, living up to Fun City’s reputation, two others were plagued with familiar...

#Pattaya#golf#humour#Thailand I live on the dark side, within a stone’s throw of a famous golf-course, so it is obvious that when I want...

Last night I put the one-baht test on trial. I failed to get chased or beaten up. But let me explain. The one-baht test was devised by me...

#Pattaya#Thailand#prices#incidents Strong Stand From 4-Year-Old Man Youngest Client On Soi Buakhao, Pattaya, Snubs Bar-Girl Chatter! Last...

#Pattaya#Thailand#money Of course, strictly speaking, this isn’t true. You can have a conversation in Pattaya without paying but it’s...

#Isaan#Pattaya#Thailand#disillusionment#opinion (Well, they flock to Pattaya so they must do! Eeer, no, think again!) I was there...

#football#Neymar#worldcup#acting#tricks Friday the 22nd of June 2018 There seems to be general agreement that wonder boy Brazilian...

Cross the border at Hat Lek and take a look. There’s definitely an allergy to crash helmets just over the border. Get to Koh Kong and...

(An Imaginary Scenario Written After Roma Lost The Semi-Final Of The 2018 Champions League Because Of Two Unawarded Penalties) It didn’t...

Last night, the 23rd of April to be precise, I hit the town with an old friend of mine who is as tired as the fun palaces of Walking...

Thursday, April the 19th (2018), was Pattaya’s last day of Songkran. If you enjoyed the fun so much you want some more, you can travel to...

“I have ’t. It is engendered! Hell and night Must bring this monstrous birth to the world’s light.” Iago in “Othello” Finch Plots His...

I sometimes wonder how some independent authors do it – working, bringing up a family, writing and publishing. Where does the time come...

(the case against censorship) I am Enlightened Man. I like a mucky tale. I’m opened up to everything. Porn is my daily mail. I eat Sid...

(“At the climax of our performance, a lot of shouting yobs broke into the church.”) Peace, disquiet, discrepancy, The lot of varying...

Tired, off beat, his thief’s eye straightens, penetrates the target and he steals forgetfully. At dawn he dons his helmet, pleases...

(Killhardy speaks about manslaughter) There’s no poetry here, not a dime of free verse, not a rhyme, just a heady blur. First (in case...

MONSTROUS ACADEMIC FICTION Chapter One It was with a hopeless sense of the inevitable that I read how I was required to submit my life to...

(a piece about Pattaya’s temporary expats) two tourists stuck on a beach in Pattaya While the books on Thailand tourism are numerous, and...

La Belle Dame Sans Merci "O WHAT can ail thee, knight-at-arms, Alone and palely loitering? The sedge has wither'd from the lake, And no...